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国外也有段子手,大力神杯要回家了

同伴们大家好,应接来到本期的“海外也可以有段子手”!经过了120分钟鏖战,Republika Hrvatska依附佩里西奇和Manjukic的进球以2-1的比分战胜苏格兰队,队史第一遍打进国际足球联合会世杯决赛,将与法队出征打战大力神杯。而北爱尔兰队将与Belgium队拓宽亚军争夺战。好了,话非常少说,快让大家来走访歪果仁们的好好嘲笑吧!

友人们大家好,招待来到本期的“外国也许有段子手”!昨夜的世界杯比赛场面精粹看点千千万万,苏格兰战胜Sverige,时隔28年再一次闯入国际足球联合会世杯四强;经过又三回点球战争,克罗地亚共和国淘汰东道主俄国。好了,话非常少说,快让大家来看看歪果仁们卓越的嗤笑啊!

小同伴们我们好,应接来到每一周的“海外也是有段子手”!下周的FIFA World Cup赛管美貌看点数以万计,德意志队补时读秒绝杀瑞典王国,英格兰、比利时王国均折桂对手,阿根廷惜败Republic of Croatia,而法兰西共和国、葡萄牙共和国、西班牙王国等球队则纷繁两球大捷。好了,话相当的少说,让大家快来看看歪果仁们的卓绝嘲谑吧!

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克罗地亚共和国2-1英格兰,与法兰西汇集世界杯决赛

Weale:嘿嘿!上次我对决赛这么充满信心,那照旧…五年前法兰西踢葡萄牙共和国的时候…(Lol I haven't felt this confident for a final before a game since France-Portugal 2 years ago.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Yzury:起码这一次我们不是被冰岛淘汰的了…(at least we weren't knocked out by Iceland this time卡塔尔国

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Preperprep:好恐慌啊,请问如何技艺装作平时看大家踢国际足球联合会世界杯季后赛的样子?(This is so nervous, wtf how are you supposed to act when you're in a semi final?卡塔尔

razt99:可观赏识吧,顺便祷告一下还能够活到下一次大家再踢国际足球联合会世界杯半决赛的时候…(Just enjoy it and pray to live long enough to the next semi final.卡塔尔

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carterish:本届国际足球联合会世杯改动了苏格兰居多,拉巴斯观球的观众和Manchester United看球的观者温柔以待,阿森纳俱乐部观球的观众也在为托Turner姆热刺的球员加油,全数英格兰平民都成了好对象!(This World Cup has changed England. Liverpool fans being nice to Man Utd fan. Arsenal fans actually praising Spurs people. 伊夫ryone in the nation are like friends.卡塔尔国

Midwesternhousewives:从这一届世界杯的看斯诺克迷来看,小编敢分明英格兰100%二个女生都未曾!(So based on the crowd shots I've seen this cup, I've learned that England apparently have absolutely 0 women.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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:那位U.S.球迷,只是缺乏开采美的眼睛...

13853211:敏感的苏格兰队,制止输掉点球战争的最棒措施,正是点球大战前就被淘汰!(Genius England, can't lose penalties if you don't make it to penalties.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Evane7:法兰西是或不是得做好踢120分钟的筹划了…(France should be ready to play 120 fucking minutes.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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TheHawthorne:克罗地亚共和国鲜明踢得更加好,他们简直就有这么些条腿…(Croatia were the better team. Infinite legs.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Koba-chan:再有未有不利道理了,Republic of Croatia连踢120分钟,根本就没见到他们累呀!(HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FASportage?: Croatian man runs for 120 minutes straight without getting tired.卡塔尔国

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Zikerz:本场比赛,反而是英格兰队疑似连踢3场加时赛的事态…(England playing like they were the ones to play 3 extra times in a row.卡塔尔

skrellnik:实质上,克罗地亚共和国踢这几个加时赛,只是为着给下一场较量热身而已…(Croatia just let those other games go to extra time to warm up for next match.State of Qatar

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humptydumptyies:英格兰上全场:让我们来踢快乐足球!苏格兰下全场:大家实际上并未有会踢球…(england in the first half: let's create opportunities for fun. england in the second half: we've never played football before.卡塔尔

ACardAttack:自己的岁数比Republika Hrvatska立国时间都要长了,未来她们踢进了FIFA World Cup决赛,而自己的人生都做了些什么…(I'm older than Croatia and they've made the World Cup final, what am I doing with my life...State of Qatar

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sarrop:大力神杯未有回家,苏格兰队却归家了…(Coming home: It’s ❌. They’re ✅.卡塔尔国

marinate:自家就知道,Manjukic在重大场面相对不虚!(I know Mandzukic has a massive power of scoring importmant goals lol.卡塔尔

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Distilledwill:大家有意输了球,正是为了幸免面前碰着刚劲的法队,另五成区的Belgium明显就好对付多了呗,机智的索斯盖特!(We lost to avoid France and get into the easier half of the draw vs Belgium. 斯Matt from Southgate.卡塔尔

0DegreesCalvin:这两天我们又要看贰回苏格兰和比利时王国的欢腾足球了,此番到底何人想赢,大概越发难猜了…(Now we get the added joy of watching England-比利时王国王国 again, with even more questions about if anyone even wants to win the game.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Saturdalia:那只怕是种开脱吧,,那时候大家研讨英格兰根本不想赢,也可以有人斟酌比利时王国不想输,未来她们最终照旧来到同二个岗位了…(It's actually a bit of a relief. People criticizing England for not trying to win, or 比利时 for not trying to lose, and in the end they both landed in the same place.卡塔尔

temp_variable:有什么人能体会驾驭,本届FIFA World Cup英格兰竟要和Belgium踢连两场根本就没人关切的竞技…(Who'd have thought this world cup would have two pointless England vs 比利时王国games nobody cares for.卡塔尔国

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Nadir786:苏格兰应当让凯恩上台啊,有她在的话本场较量肯定会大不相像的!(England should have brought on Harry Kane, things would be different with him.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Olympicomega:起码Argentina输的两场球是输给了冠季军,现在小编备感多数了…(At least the 2 teams that beat Argentina in the final, I feel better now.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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hab12690:足球只但是是贰十三人追着球跑120秒钟,末了Republic of Croatia人获胜的游艺而已!(Football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 120 minutes and at the end, Croatia wins.State of Qatar

MXIIII:你们在抱怨什么啊?苏格兰是意识到世界杯已经成为欧锦赛了,而傲岸的比利时人一度脱欧了,所以退出比赛岂不是很好?(What are you guys complaining about? As soon as England realized it was going to be an all European final, as proud British people they put in an exquisite Brexit performance. Well done!)

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_marinate:说实话,苏格兰队的显现已经不易了,什么人也没指望他们能走这么远,最少无法说英格兰这届FIFA World Cup是“常规操作”了!(Tbh England played great, no one had them getting this far. We can’t say “typical England” this time.卡塔尔国

26326312:Trippier那脚射篮,让投机和Sir Charlton以致莱因克尔一同,成为了英格兰在FIFA World Cup季后赛仅局地3名进球者…(Trippieris now up there with Sir Bobby Charlton and Gary Lineker as the only England players to have ever scored in a world cup semi final.卡塔尔

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kuky990:当初穆帅要买佩剑的时候,国米标价4800万,英帝国传播媒介那是一片嘲笑之声啊!今后自身只想说,香不香?(English media teased so much when Mourinho wanted Perisic and Inter wanted 48mil for him, and now you see it.卡塔尔国

Lorduzair:C 罗Nardo去了尤文,布冯去了地铁黎,纽卡斯尔踢进了UEFA Champions League决赛,苏格兰踢进了世界杯半决赛,教师也离开Arsenal Football Club了。天呐,大家那是时间和空间错乱了呢?(罗Nardoat Juventus. Buffon at PSG. Liverpool in the CL Final. England in the WC Semis. No Arsene at Arsenal. Dammit, We’ve definitely time warped.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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:独有420万总人口的Republic of Croatia,是1929年以往进FIFA World Cup决赛人口起码的国度

国外也有段子手,大力神杯要回家了。RecentCode:有意思的是,在reddit足球版块上,标明自个儿是Republic of Croatia看球的观众的人,已经比Republic of Croatia全国人口还多了…(Another fun fact: there are more Croatian flairs in /r/soccer right now than there are Croatians in the world.卡塔尔

Livingparallel:格Russ哥公司里的Republika Hrvatska球衣都已卖光了,因为英格兰球迷都会援助英格兰的挑战者…(Glasgow is running out of Croatia shirts as Scots back England’s opponents.

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Elketro:英格兰踢得正确,从第54分钟就最初浪费时间了…(Time wasting at 54 minute, classy England.卡塔尔国

Enalshowroom:Rakitic真是巴萨性能与价格之间的比例最高的引援之一了,如此杰出的球员就然只花了1800万,那差十分少正是抢劫…(Rakiticis one of the best Barca purchases getting a player like him for 18 million dear god what a rob!)

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好了,亲爱的伴儿们,本期的“国外也是有段子手”就为我们播报到那了,让大家上期不见不散!

马奎尔阿里进球,苏格兰2-0瑞典王国

Kreygasm2233:教练不用告诉Sterling“不要浪射”,直接说“传给凯恩”就能够了!(Sterlingneeds that Football Manager slider "shoot less often" set to "pass to 凯恩"State of Qatar

Boxmasterman:连Trump都能当上美利坚联邦合众国总理,苏格兰怎么就无法勇夺FIFA World Cup了?(If Donald 川普 can meme his way to the Presidency, England can meme their way to a world cup.卡塔尔

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ButtGardener:就算比利时王国争夺第一名了,那也能算大力神杯回到家了呢,究竟比利时王国这么多球员都在英国超级联赛踢球...(If Belgium win, i think technically it's still coming home since their team is basically all premier players.State of Qatar

Yahmedalaba:对啊,那大力神杯也算回中中原人民共和国的老家了,究竟Wittsel和卡Russ科在此踢球...(Yeah, it's basically coming home to China with Witsel and Carrasco.State of Qatar

(注:作为今世足球发源地,英格兰把夺得FIFA World Cup称为"it's coming home"卡塔尔(قطر‎

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redeugene99:Sverige是还是不是把她们的能够模特全送来看球了?录像师每间距2分钟就会在看台上找到壹个人能够的Sverige妹子!(Jesus Christ did Sweden send all their models to this game? The camera panned to a different hot Swedish chick every 2 minutes.State of Qatar

Galgenfrist :摄像师照准Sverige观球的观众,大家看看了花冠女神相像的瑞典王国妹子;录制师照准苏格兰观球的观众,却只好看到醉醺醺的半裸大老男人…(Camera cuts to Sweden: Flower-crowned Swedish girls. Camera cuts to England: Shirtless drunk English men.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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delusional-thomas:Sverige球迷:“固然你们赢了球,你们有那般卓越的三姐啊?”(Sweden fans: “You’re fit but your birds are shit.”卡塔尔

Akmuq:足球正是纯汉子的六五日游,所以咱们英格兰观球的观众都钟爱男士。(It’s real men’s game, we only like men you know.卡塔尔

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GreatSpaniard:下一年的苏格兰,正是2000年的希腊(Ελλάδα卡塔尔了啊!(England 2018 are basically Greece 二零零二.卡塔尔(قطر‎

corundum9:皮球假若遇上了Maguire的鼻头,应该会被戳破的吧…(Ball would have broken if it hit 马奎尔's nose.卡塔尔国

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:Maguire2015年的推特(TWTR.US卡塔尔国:花了整套4小时才把从宜家买的台灯组装好,今生将来肯定有那么一天小编会找瑞典报仇的!

SavingsLow:坐等印第安纳波利斯8000万镑报价皮克福德!(Scenes when Liverpool sign Pickford for 80 million pounds.卡塔尔

AggravatingPickle:接下来买来只是为着给Carius打板凳席…(Only to be benched for Karius.卡塔尔

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exdeeznutslol:快把皮克福德任命为国防大臣!(Just make PickfordMinister of Defence already.卡塔尔国

DHAYNES07:若果你5个月前告诉笔者说,英格兰会踏向世界杯半决赛,Pickford、特里Peel都有帅炸了表现,Stones进球比Messi都多…作者自然会以为您疯了…(If you said 3 months ago... England semi finals... Pickford, Trippier and Maguire were some our best players, and Stones scored more goals than Messi. Crazy.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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that0neGuy22:啊,Pickford小编要给您生猴子!(Well Pickford please have my kids.State of Qatar

ealuscerwen:记得从前有个弟兄说要是苏格兰进四强就吃了温馨的丁丁,今后快去找她!(Someone in the match thread said he was going to eat his dick if England qualified for semi-finals. Find that man.State of Qatar

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nalffca:上次英格兰国际足球联合会世界杯争夺亚军的时候,Elizabeth女帝就曾在位了…(the last time England won the World Cup, Elizabeth II was Queen.卡塔尔(قطر‎

calicotrinket:嘿嘿,看来女帝皇上退位前还可以再多看三次英格兰勇夺世界杯的!(Nah, she'll watch England bring home the trophy a few more times before abdicating.State of Qatar

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RibboCG:高卢雄鸡与苏格兰决战俄罗丝!本次不带德意志玩了!(弗兰ce vs England in Russia. No 德文s allowed!)

Rooonaldooo99:连瑞典王国的大高个儿都在怕英格兰传中的时候,表达他们踢得真得很好…(You know you are good when the tall Swedes fear high balls.State of Qatar

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tapebandit:季后赛是何许?小编平素没听大人讲过这种事物啊?(What’s a “semi-final”? Don’t think I’ve seen one of those before.State of Qatar

radicalized_summer:骨子里,那才是英格兰队第3次打进FIFA World Cup预热塞…(Third time in history that England makes it to semis.State of Qatar

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LosTerminators:设想一下在国际足球联合会世杯前报告大家说,英格兰在FIFA World Cup能比巴西联邦共和国、德意志和Spain走得都要远…(Imagine telling people before this WC began that England would last longer in this tournament than Brazil, 德文y and Spain.卡塔尔

TheMentallord:苏格兰今昔没了天敌葡萄牙来捕捉它们,今后大约六到飞起,连点球战役都拦不住他们了!(Without their natural predator Portugal in the tournament, England are looking like they could win it all. Not even a penalty shootout was enough to stop them.State of Qatar

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:曾经的马奎尔只是苏格兰观球的观众的一员,而现行她为球队在国际足球联合会世杯上进球!

克罗斯送礼又绝杀,德意志2-1Sverige

account4567:上次德意志在FIFA World Cup小组没出线的时候是壹玖叁柒年,气得他们下年就引起了世界大战!(The last time 德文y was knocked out of the group stage is in 1940, and we know how the 德文s reacted a world war the year after!)

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dreish:哈哈哈,看来德意志早已迫在眉睫要打破那足足4年的世界杯季军荒了!(The plucky underdog 德文s are clearly hungry to end their almost-four-year World Cup drought lol.State of Qatar

Treytakzona:近日瑞典也输球了,那小组第二岂不正是…高丽国了…(Uh Sweden just lost...we... mathematically speaking....have a chance to advance.卡塔尔

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Armoranth:Boateng这一场对德意志联邦共和国最大的贡献,正是得了张红牌把自己弄下去了…(Boateng’s biggest contribution for 德文y is getting a red.卡塔尔国

Thebileball:还好Boateng的红牌,才变成了长达5分钟的补时,那才有了最终的绝杀——那实则是博阿滕下的一步大棋!(Boatenggetting a red is what led to 5 extra minutes--enough time for the goal. 4D hungry hungry hippos from him.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Saelie:基友们,作者明白大家从没冰岛可爱,但能还是无法也给大家加加油…(Guys I know we aren’t as cute as Iceland but feel free to cheer for us anyway please…State of Qatar

yVTHokiesFan:如何手艺成为国际足联世界杯上的摄像助理评判啊?那工作很准确嘛,都足以边拿钱边睡觉!(How does one become a video assistant referee? Sounds like a great job to get paid for sleeping.卡塔尔

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:摄像助理评判都在看些什么呢?

FriedChickenIsTrash:真是继拯救大兵Ryan里的鼓楼狙击之后,意大利人射得最准的三回了…(That was the greatest 德文 shot I've seen since the Bell Tower scene in Saving Private 赖安.卡塔尔

Naisdalyon:纯属没主张,德意志队以至会为一场小组赛胜利庆祝得那般喜悦…(never thought I'd see germany celebrating a wc group stage win that muchState of Qatar

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decoy90:事情未发生前踢Mexicanos正是战略失当啊,全部人都去攻击了,留下防卫的相反是克罗丝和Ozil…(Same mistake as against Mexico, everyone is attacking and Kroos is Ozil are somehow defending...卡塔尔(قطر‎

SpeakLikeAChild04:真希望Sverige能在世界杯走得更远,因为这么就能够在直播里见到更加多杰出的Sverige美丽的女人了…(I want Sweden to stay in the tournament for as long as possible so that I can see beautiful Swedish fan girls for as long as possible on TV.卡塔尔国

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重新点球战争!Republika Hrvatska淘汰俄罗丝进四强

Jose_Monteverde:本身最佳的相爱的人是Republic of Croatia人,他在5年前自寻短见过世了。在她寿终正寝前回克罗地亚共和国的时候,大家相互调换了秘鲁共和国和Republic of Croatia的球衣。以往Republic of Croatia进四强了,兄弟你看到了呢?好驰念你还在自家身边的时候,加油,Republic of Croatia!(I lost my Croatian best friend to suicide 5 years ago. We exchanged my Perú jersey for his Croatian one before he left for Croatia where he died. Now did you see that? Miss the days you were here bro. Go Croatia!!!)

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Drewsufff:足球无非便是二十多少人追着球跑120分钟,最后Rakitic命中战胜点球的娱乐而已!(Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 120 minutes and at the end, 拉Kitty奇 scores the winning penalty.卡塔尔(قطر‎

wisdom591:梅西笔者爱您,但您得接着辣鸡学学踢点球了…(乐福 you Messibut Rakitic should teach you penalties at Barca.State of Qatar

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:国际足球联合会世杯47%决赛最好队伍容貌

terreblanche14:纯属没悟出,今年的Cherishev正是二〇一六年的J罗!(Cheryshev the 2018 James 罗德里guez who would have thought?State of Qatar

ImRBJ:Cherishev转会皇马俱乐部稳了!(Cheryshev to Real Madrid confirmed.State of Qatar

eusoujoaonava:那巴萨天子杯季军也稳了…(Barcelona’s Copa del Rey confirmed.卡塔尔国

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SeryaphFR:Cherishev一定违反了怎么国际法,你看直接就朝着巴尔干人民射了一炮!(Cheryshev must have violated at least a dozen international accords by launching a rocket like that, and straight into the Balkans too.卡塔尔(قطر‎

mateokovacic16:下场踢苏格兰的较量本人都不想看了,求好心人在点球战争以前提示本人眨眼之间间就能够…(I won't watch Croatia-England, just someone reply to me that penalties started.卡塔尔国

Kevnov:苏巴西联邦共和国奇拖着一条伤腿都能扑出点球,我们也不想和你们踢点球战争啊!(Fking Subasic saved one on 1 leg. I don't wanna go to penalties too lol卡塔尔

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Banana_massacre:好歹,克罗地亚共和国也能重视主场进球优势进级啊!(Croatia should've gone through on away goals anyways.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Frikgeek:克罗地亚共和国一齐得了12张黄牌,结果却并未有一个人因为黄牌停止比赛,何况到了常规赛又都能清零了…(So Croatia managed to get 12 yellow cards and 0 suspensions, and now they all get cleared for the semifinal.卡塔尔国

GIBSEA:于今南美球员在国际足球联合会世界杯真是1个体也不剩了…(South Americans on this WC, not even once.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Landofthebeez:有未有人开掘,当克罗地亚共和国在加时赛进球的时候,有个观球的观众妹子激动地把上衣都脱了…(Anyone got a clip of that Croatian girl who took her shirt off after the their extra time goal?State of Qatar

Anyteaa:克罗地亚共和国简直就是作弊啊,你们球踢得那般好,观球的观众妹子还这么卓越…(Croatia are cheating, you play like gold, and your girls are fit.卡塔尔国

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图片 44asi4LOVE4Pie4:小编是普京总统,未来慌得不轻。(Mr. Putin: I don't feel so good.State of Qatar

ivanovsson:本身是洋人,作者的生母是俄罗斯人,鬼知道自个儿这一天阅历了哪些…(I'm Swedish and my mom is Russian. This day could have gone better...卡塔尔国

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hughjazzmann:MaudRichie的点球,差不离让自家心跳停了两秒钟…(modric’s penalty though. Heart skipped a couple beats.卡塔尔

Princessfinn:笔者只怕盼望Republika Hrvatska赢的,因为尚未人乐意在世界杯季后赛踢东道主…(HopeCroatia win, nobody wants to face the hosts in a World Cup semi final.State of Qatar

Paustinowers:哟,德国人除此之外…(Well unless you are 德文.State of Qatar

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好了,亲爱的朋侪们,本期的“国外也会有段子手”就为大家播报到那了。上周,精粹的国际足球联合会世界杯季前赛就要上演,让我们翘首以待,来看上一期歪果仁们更是可观的捉弄啊!

魔笛辣鸡进球,克罗地亚共和国3-0阿根廷共和国

The_Dumblebee:桑保利在踢冰岛的战略是把球都传给梅西,后来意识这战略太轻便被人看穿,于是在踢克罗地亚时就改为都不给Messi传球了…(萨姆paoli before Iceland game: Lets pass to Messi. Every single time we have to pass to Messi. 萨姆paoli before Croatia game: It's too obvious guys, lets never pass to Messi again.State of Qatar

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Killawuchtel:Argentina那阵容,就相似是三个小妹体态不佳深透,却有一张绝无唯有的佳绩脸蛋…(Looking at 阿根廷共和国共和国's lineup reminds me of looking at a girl that's awful everywhere but for some odd reason has the nicest face ever.卡塔尔

jcmatos:Caballero这表现怎么啦?人家Republic of Croatia看球的观者都投票给她当选全场最棒呢!(What’s wrong with Caballero? People in Croatia were voting MOTM for him.卡塔尔

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Roller95:看Argentina的比赛就好像看詹姆士-邦德的影视,独一的不如正是詹姆士-邦德到现在也一直不现身…(阿根廷’s match is like 詹姆士 Bond movie but we haven’t seen 詹姆斯 Bond yet.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Yabber_B:不敢想象世界杯扩展到48支球队后的较量品质,竟然还会有16支比Argentina还烂的球队能踢FIFA World Cup!(Imagine the quality of a 48 team world cup if there are going to 16 teams worse than 阿根廷共和国!)

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random-guy410:桑保利那样子,就像一家脱衣舞店的小业主同样…(Sampaoli looks like a owner of a strip club.卡塔尔(قطر‎

acenair836:设若马拉多纳早早地就相差俄罗丝,对本土的毒品贩子子来讲真不是个好音信…(威尔be a sad day for the drug dealers in Russia if Maradona has to go home early.卡塔尔国

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thesilentGinlasagna:Argentina那队员间的赛璐珞反应,差不离比大家周天的野篮球场还少…(阿根廷共和国with as much chemistry as your Sunday league team.卡塔尔

ace_valentine:这真是踢野球被黑得最惨的一遍。(That’s an insult to my Sunday league team.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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bears2267:纯属没悟出,Argentina以致比英格兰更提早回家了…(WTF Argentina共和国goes out before England.卡塔尔

seaDoorMattt:终极Republic of Croatia周边都在伏乞Argentina毫无让自个儿再进球了,但阿根廷拒绝了他们…(Jesua Christ...it's like Croatia are begging 阿根廷共和国 to stop them from scoring but 阿根廷共和国共和国 just can't.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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:Messi的叁11周岁生日难言开心,大力神杯的想望,会不会促成?

Rulweylan:借用本身三狮名宿Owen的一句名言:“即使您不进球,你就不会获胜!”(To borrow from Michael Owen, football genius: When they don't score, they hardly ever win.卡塔尔国

Adytzah:是啊,幸免重新输掉决赛的主意,就是永不再进决赛了!(Well you can't lose a final if you don't make it to the final.卡塔尔

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melihs11:得了迎阵冰岛的进球前,Agüero上次国家队进球是二零一六年5月,Dibala近12场国家队竞赛0进球,伊瓜因上次国家队进球是2014年6月,迪马克赖斯特彻奇是2014年八月…除了踢冰岛的进球,上次Argentina没有Messi参预的运动战进球,已然是600多天前了…(Until aguero scored last game, aguero hadn't scored since june 二〇一五, dybala has 0 goals in 12 games, higuain last scored in october 2014, di maria since november 二〇一五... before Aguero vs. Iceland no one had scored a competitive 阿根廷共和国 goal without his involvement for 600 days. Six. Hundred. Days.卡塔尔国

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